The Fat Grackle

dontstop-getitgetit:

tallblondeanddreaming:

fitnew-me:

ladyknucklesinshape:

fitchris25:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYYYIIINNNGGGGG

I CAN’T BREATHE. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA That poor guy who has to deal with this. XD

LMFAOOO!!!!!!!

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. T-REX AND WHALE OMG

Can’t not reblog.

(via veganpowers-activate)

infp-problems:

thatcatholicgentleman answered your question: Quick question, darlings - the blog has gotten an…

INFP’s?

Hm, I can’t find any INFP Facebook pages that would be the source? :/

INFP right here!

Murderous hussy isn’t even sorry.

First harvest of the year. Yummy spinach!

This is/was my favorite chicken,Lucky. He/she was brutally murdered by our bitch dog this evening. She lunged across the radio fence, ignored the shocks from her collar, and snatched him/her up with my husband and I standing right there. We chased her down but his/her neck was broken and he/she died in my hands. I am now depressed.

And yes, Lucky was not so lucky… I’ll say it before anyone else does.

uncutting:

One of today’s secrets on PostSecret. The back of the postcard says “They had no right to interfere with our sex life.”

Thanks to socallmeamy, beallthethings, and feminarenatus for letting me know about this.

This is one of those controversial topics that means a lot to me. I’m anti-circ because I believe that everyone has the right to genital integrity and a choice as to what happens to their sexy bits. Yeah, sometimes something is wrong and surgery has to happen for the well-being of the individual… just like some people have to have their tonsils or appendix removed… but we don’t just pop those things out at birth. 

fabulousandthick:

fatandnerdy:

I know I should feel absolutely disgusted with myself after going through #fat posts, but shit… I feel fucking great. Don’t know what it is but I am - in this instant - SO HAPPY TO BE ME AND A FATTY! 
I love my thick thighs
I love my bingo wings
I love my belly
I love that I DON’T have a thigh gap

I LOVE MY FAT BODY

I hereby promise to STOP telling people they can’t tag me in or post pictures where I look fat. Because I AM fat and that’s FUCKING AWESOME. These are pictures of me being happy. Me having fun. I’m done refusing to let anyone see them just because they might make people realize I’m heavy. What the fuck ever. 
Every single photo in this set is something that I went “OMG don’t post that! Delete it!” to. 
ENJOY!

I love this so much!! You should never feel bad about your body because you are beautiful!! I love your confidence I wish more people were as confident as you!! Work it girl and let it all hang out you are freakin’ fabulous!!!

c-untalicious:

omg

(via shorthairedjesus)

I get what she is saying but I have to tell my 6 year-old son to stop being bossy all the time.

(via dontletthem-scareyou)

healthyateverysize:

thefatgrackle:

healthyateverysize:

theamazingmango:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

We don’t even get to have arms now!?

None of the veggietales have arms…

Things just kind of hover around their bodies… lol

Except for snoodles… they have hands… that aren’t connected to their bodies…

And I just spent way more time explaining Veggietales than any normal adult would have hahaha

That is just a front.  The truth is that their arms have been chopped off and …EATEN!!

Haha!

Oh, the horrors!

Whenever I cut up a cucumber I pretend that it’s Larry and he’s been sentenced to death for proselytism.